This Weeks Fuckery: ExcuseMeSayWhat

Between Kodak Black publicly omitting Black Women from his dating pool whilst sounding like a fighter jet abruptly landing and Takeoff attempting to out-sass Complex correspondents with a scooby-doo drawl and an unbuttoned blouse fit for a matador I don’t really know where to begin.

I won’t go into too much detail on these two as both these clips went viral but Kodak Black has since deleted his social media and the Migos remain tightlipped about all their beefs. DJ Akademiks as well as Joe Budden have both addressed the black carpet drama on their platforms. However the overall consensus is: Complex edited the video in Joe’s favor and it was in-fact not a spoof they really couldn’t hear. Listen at your leisure.

Since we’re already here I guess I should mention their BET beef with Chris Brown as well but I’ll let 4theloveofjoose tell it.

Xscape performed for the first time in nearly two decades and honestly they coulda kept Kandi and what’s her name mic off because they were not in sync. I am here for the reunion however! Tiny looked good sounded good and the twin definitely needs to be lead vocals. Ms. Funky Dineva Ross hopes they get it together before their tour and so do I.

Amber and 21 Savage are in this publicity stunt of a relationship and it just screams desperation. Ever since her baby daddy Wiz went public with his new love interest this bitch has upped the antics tenfold. From her freeing the nipple at Coachella and unleashing her fur burger on Twitter to fondling any new rapper with the maturity level of a preteen, I’m fucking over it.

Blac Chyna and Rob are on the rocks…again. She was caught FT’ing some dude a few weeks ago and dudes ex recently aired them out.

Drake signed his body guard Baka a couple days ago and nobody can figure out why.

Rihanna was minding her mans business in Spain, broke the internet and still ain’t paying us no mind. Nobody asked Jessie J but she was there to remind us this is exactly why the icon had been keeping her love life a secret in the first place and she does kind of have a point.

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Rob sat there and ate up the whole bottom half of Lamar and Khloe’s house for two years and now won’t even so much as FT him with Dream. A damn shame.

Pharrell opens up about his set of triplets nobody even knew he had.

Greeks stomped down to AGP, bruk up 2 chainz pink Chevy Caprice and terrorized the community enough for local businesses to try and shut it down.

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Playboi Carti x Alexis x Rubirose

Carti and Fetty Wap’s ex Alexis Sky  (I know she probably hates that but bitch that’s the only way we know you) have recently been spotted out together multiple times and have all but confirmed dating rumors. As expected once the relationship started gaining attention an ex of his had to pull up and dull a little bit of that shine. Now, why yall don’t just band together and form a pussy powerhouse like the Taz Angels is beyond me. It’s either that or everyone just needs to stop posting on sm so we can all just live happily ever after in our monogamist relationships sans the public ridicule. Both these bitches are borderline 18 so I’m not even gonna stay on this.

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The Karjenners Strike Again

As if Kylie smuggling all the collagen out of Jordan’s face to shoot up her lips, Kendall’s obscene Pepsi commercial, Khloe blatantly ripping off the new wave of “free the lips” leotards and Kylie’s unoriginal faux camo collection launch weren’t enough these ladies have now moved onto stealing the likeness of legends.  The Jenner girls took it upon themselves to plaster their faces over visuals of Biggie, Tupac, Ozzy Osbourne and The Doors to then sell $125 T-shirts. It’s bad enough that these talentless twats think they’re even in the same league as these musical geniuses but to not even have the human decency to clear it with the actual artist or estates? DISGUSTING.

Jackie Christie may be under citizens arrest or a 72 hour mandatory pscyche hold soon but she sure did solidify her spot on Basketball Wives by going toe-to-toe with Evelyn. This week she called the ladies daughter a “build-a-whore” and I’m not sure where Evelyn found the restraint to not beat her ass but kudos to her.

Lastly, Joseline referred to the man she claims to love’s daughter as a “nappy headed hoe that needs to find her own cock to be on.” I would say I found the comment staggering but this is coming from the same woman that told America that same man was molesting his daughter. Although she is very entertaining and I keep giving her chances she’s really taking things way too far.

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